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Post February 18th, 2012, 10:27 pm

Why do we have seeds in seedless Water Melons?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 1:36 am

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 2:57 am

Why can't donuts be square?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 4:27 am

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 4:29 am

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 4:31 am

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 4:31 am

why are there locks on the conventient stores 7-11 ? when they are open 24-7 ?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 4:34 am

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 5:12 am

Why is it called a circle drive when it is actually a semi-circle?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Post February 19th, 2012, 6:17 am

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
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